Who stole me pantaloons?!? When I get me hands on your scrawny neck ya little rascal ya, I will wring it like ya mama wrings yer laundry! Oh, didn’t see ya there. Sorry about me cursin’, it is just that this little wimp of a boy, me nephew, stole me pantaloons while I be doin’ […]

Ahoy there matey. I be noticin’ that you be feelin lonely as of late. Well, the seas can do that to the best o’ ya. Thank Calypso, though, I got me this iPhone here to keep me entertained. And I be seein’ that you got one yerself. Me advice is to get em’ messaging apps […]

Thar she blows! Arrr! Don’t you just love whales spoutin’ up seawater like thar was no tomorrow? Well, I do. I always fine meself hypnotized whene’er me eyes spot a big old whale right beside me ship. What a sight! But enuff o’ that. Let me chat with ya about the new game I just […]

Well, hey thar me fellow buckeroos, the app pirate is back. I bring ye a game called Agent Dash and me bum leg that keeps beggin’ me to never run again. Aye, ya guessed it right, Agent Dash is another runner – a runnin’ game, where all your character does is run, run, and run. […]

Ahoy there me fellow buckos, I be back to tell ya a story about blocks. Har, har, har! Tis’ was a joke friends. I be a pirate with a sense of humor aye? Well, ya would be too if ya played this mighty fine mobile game called World of Blocks. Aye, tis’ a strangely fascinating […]

Tiny, blue people… arrr! Thar is surely nothin’ funnier than that, aye? Me son got me to watch some ol’ reruns of the cartoon on YouTube and I swear, me jaw almost broke from laughin’ so much. Me love for this cartoon got me to download the Smurf’s Village gaming app on me iPad. And […]

Bloodsuckers! I be hating ‘em as much as I be hating livin’ on land with no rum to me name. Aye, vampire be me bane of existence. They suck, and I be meaning literally. Good thing is that not everything about ‘em bloodsuckers be bad. Take Nosferatu: Run from the Sun as an example. This […]