Well, ahoy there fella. It appears ye caught me playing another app on me iOS device. This game is called Hay Day. Ye see, this pirate wanted to become a farmer when I was a kid. Tis’ why I love playing farm games like this one. But tis’ not your ordinary farm game. This is […]

Arrr, even though Pirates love to plunder villages and ships, there’s a line that we don’t cross. While we do steal the booty and coin, we try not to steal ideas from people who’ve worked hard at ‘em and wish ta profit off ‘em. O ‘course, while piratin’ is a huge thing on tha internet […]

Ahoy there ye land lubber! Ye may be wonderin’ just why a pirate would review a game about partyin’ in a Disco. Well, the truth be that pirates also love ta party, though we only join clubs when Halloween is on the horizon. It be easier to explain tha smell o’ rum, gruff beards, and […]

Goblins be the bane o’ many ships on the seven seas, and that’s plain truth when ye are faced with it. Pirate goblins are wily, despicable creatures, and they fit well on corsairs of a small nature. This makes ‘em nearly impossible to spot on the ravishing waves, and a danger to all seafarin’ galleons. […]

Well hey there me buckos! Did ye know that Calypso be an app addict like me. Aye, believe it or not, Calypso be hooked on her iPhone fer hours on end. One night, we saw her on Pirate skulk island playin’ this game called Graviton Block. Me first mate decided to try it out and […]

Well, ahoy there fella. It appears ye caught me red handed playin’ this new app called Metal Nation. Ye see, I’ve always loved strategy and city building games. Aye, I’m up for conquering me enemy’s land. This app gives me that fantasy by letting this old buccaneer lead his units. Why don’t ye give it […]

Starboard ye fool! Arrghh! This damn kid wantin’ to be a pirate like me is givin’ me a lot o’ grief. Well, he is tryin’ hard as he can and I give him that. But he got to show me a lot more to earn me trust and praise. I do appreciate though his dexterity. […]