Awww! I love animals. This is why this app is one of me top list. Even me parrot friend loves seeing the animals when I play this game. Wonder Zoo tis’ called. It lets this old bucko manage rescue stolen and injured animals and place them in me zoo. Aye, me very own zoo; at […]

I remember me land lubber days as a child with as much fondness as the mist clingin’ to the shores o’ beautiful England. Before me home was pillaged by the original Dread Pirate Roberts, I would always hobble to me favorite arcade to play a bit of pinball. Ah the lights, the pings, and me […]

If thar be one warrior that can strike fear into the hearts of all me crew, it’d be the knight. They’re as fierce as Calypso’s right eye. As I remember when it were me first years on the boat when we forced one o’ them knights to walk the plank. As soon as he hit […]

As a man o’ the sea, me and me crew take great pains to memorize the constellations as regions we pillage curse our magnets into oblivion. O’ course, we never had anything to fear of the night sky, as she acts like the guidin’ light to our salvation. That is, until, I got me hands […]

Yargh! I would be a rich old sandy sod if I had wagered on how many anthropomorphic protagonists lead games on these here mobile devices. Thar be so many o’ these things that ye can’t shake a peg leg with without hittin’ one or two o’ these adorable beings. O’ course, just because thar be […]

Arrgh, the roamers are back again ta plague me, and I thought a man ‘o the sea would never have to watch the apocalypse happen twice. O’course, the sea does offer a brief respite from the monsters as they can’t swim. Alas, zombies are here to stay and distinct fear is that they be the […]

Ahh, potatoes! They be good for eatin’ and great for throwin’. Aye, get hit square on the face with a heavy potato? Be ready for a black eye and a world of hurt. And if Calypso ain’t smilin’ down on ye, be ready for a ride to Davy Jones’ locker coz’ I’ve seen a lot […]