Ahoy me hearties! I’m back for another exciting app review while sailing on the seven seas. When I was a lad, I loved playing NBA Jam on the arcade with my friends. I would spend some cents and me comrades and I would have a lot of fun. This game is now available for iPhone, […]

Aye, it be time once more for another yarn and another game I must review. Quite lately, I be getting sick o’ all the bad platformers and bland shooters I play on me console, so I decided once more to turn to me trusty iPhone to entertain me. O’ course, once there, I realized that […]

Argh, to continue the bird them o’ my reviews, I’d like to tell ye one more reason why I don’t bring along birds with me on me journeys. Fer one, they are scum when ye don’t train ’em, and often they will poop on everything ye own. That’s why crow’s nest is devoid of birds, […]

Arr, breaking things be a pirate’s main source o’ income as we can break anything between locks, to massive metal doors. The booty be always better when the target is harder to break, and that be a fact. Once in a while though, me and me crew would crack into a vault and find that […]

Birds be adorable creatures to have around, and they didn’t pasty ratty so much, I would love to have many o’ aboard. Before ye get into it, I’m not one o’ ’em stereotype pirates that ye see flooding the movies. I do not own a Parrot, and I never will own one. They be creatures […]

Education be an important part o’ my ship aye, for if ye enter me deck with little vocabulary, then ye will have trouble communicating with the authorities whenever some o’ me men get captured. Much like the Jack Sparrow that many people idolize, us on this ship must articulate with the best o’ ‘em. We […]

Arrgh, my hatred for zombies is undoubtedly prevalent, and if ye read any o’ my previous scribbles, then ye know why. They are the bane o’ the earth and even as metaphors, they still be useless and hateful creatures. What be the point o’ motion and eating if ye can’t even enjoy yer life anymore? […]