Though me and me crew have seen a large part of the sea and the oceans, I’ve never seen a bear. Aye, that is true me mateys, I have never been so deep up in the north, nor have I been landlocked so far that I found one ‘o these might beasts. Of course, now […]

Avast! And listen to me short tale me hearties, for I have another one set aside for ye. In the distant future, far from the stirring oceans and the salty sands, there will be tall cities and dark taverns. Whispers will be shared and in quiet tones, they shall talk of resisting the binds of […]

If ye be followin’ I, the App Pirate, then ye must be familiar one of my close acquaintances, Barry Steakfries. While me and me crew lost track of him for a while, we did cross paths once more. Although, he was running as fast as lightnin’ and it seemed that he was chasin’ the demons […]

As a corsair who has sailed at least SIX of the seven seas, I have seen more than a few poxes that ravage whole ships. It is only by the God Calypso that me and me crew were spared the worst that took upon other ships like treasure seekers to ancient, cursed booty. If sickness […]

It is time yet again for I, Apps Pirate the corsair extrordinaire, to review another title. Just so we don’t break the streak and invoke the Sea Hag’s curse, I be reviewin’ another zombie title. Avast and settle down me hearties, for I bring a tale not from the seas of Black Beard, nor the […]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, it be me, the Apps Pirate ready to haul in yet another bag of booty to share with you. For this review, we must deal with the Law, specifically the man who calls himself “The Law”. Alas great misfortune might befall some of this review’s readers who […]

Well tie me to the mizzenmast and make me dance the Hempen Jig if ye ever call me a hornswaggler! So crack a bottle of Rum and let me tell you about the new bully in town that’s been plundering and looting like a mad dog as of late. This lad has awesome fists i […]