Greetings me lads and me lass! Yer favorite mobile game app reviewing pirate is back. And I have a new one fer you land lubbers to enjoy. This game was named after a phrase that is very silly for a pirate to say. See, the name of the game is Where’s My Water? Yup, you […]

Ahoy, me hearties! Batten down the hatches because we have a new game that you will absolutely go insane from playing. If you’ve ever wanted to experience what it is like to use a catapult and fling stones of all sorts and sizes, here is your chance. Catapult King is a visually-stunning, catapult simulation game […]

Land ho! Avast ye! We be approaching land soon ye land lubber. Me ship be docking as this ol’ stinky pirate has been invited to a weaponry expo where all kinds of sharp blades and fat muskets are up fer the takin’, arrr! Good thing I got me trusty smartphone with the newest cool app […]

Ahoy there! Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen for we have a new game that will not only give ye a lot of fun, but it will also educate ye as well. When I be sitting at me quarters, I like to often think of what it would be like to have me own land […]

Even in me travels and adventures, I have heard of the bandit Puss in Boots. This lovable cat from the Shrek franchise has now risen to fame and he be in a new game called Fruit Ninja: Puss in Boots. This time he is the star of the title and back in more adventures, which […]

Ahoy there, buccaneers! Your ravishing App Pirate is back to give ye another review of apps that are making quite a buzz in the techie world. Today, we be looking at an app that just does one simple thing: it turns you fat. Now if you are wondering why for the life of you would […]

There are tales of spells that can place one’s soul on another’s body and that the gypsies know of them. Although that curse sends shivers down me spine just thinking about it, there are apps that can alter your physical appearance and even make your face be placed on another poor soul’s body. Before you […]