Arggh, I remember as a child, I used to play this little game with me and me brothers. We would play for hours on end, trying to get ahead of each other in the attempt to become the best industrialist. Aye, those were the days when monopoly would rule our lives, and we’d gladly follow […]

Arrggghhh! Thar goes me phone again, ringin’ to the tune of wimpy little Justin Beiber again. I be tellin’ me daughter to change me ringtone fer the longest time now. Arrrggghhh! I call on Calypso to smite me phone. This ol’ stinkin’ pirate needs some kind of ringtone editor app. I hope that this new […]

Argh, soldiers have always been the bane of the mighty corsairs. While cunning will get ye a long way from where ye began, it can all end by a swift raid of the ship by the numbers of the royal fleet. Aye, it is me distinct fear that one ‘o these days, I’d stop scribblin’ […]

Ahoy mateys! The sprawling and rolling blue tides of the seas can be so beautiful it can bring tear to me eyes. But I must confess, there are days when I cannot stand being stuck in the middle of the sea. The good old Jolly Rogers has some plenty cool things to do like making […]

Thar she blows mateys! Yer favorite app reviewing pirate is back. And in me free time I have grown to love drawing stick figures. That is why me lads are busy making a stick figure skull flag for the good old Jolly Rogers. Now while me boys are at it. I would like to introduce […]

Blimey! Nothing makes a pirate happy like a scarecrow version of himself. You see me lads handcrafted a scarecrow that looks a lot like me. Yep the boys of the good old Jolly Rogers like me too much that they have taken upon themselves to create a replica of me. You know what? Even in […]

Ahoy Mateys! A pirate like me leads a tough life sailing the seven seas. And when you have hard days of work you must know how to unwind. That is why me and me lads have fun by racing on our small rowboats. You know, it is just like how you land lubbers race around […]