Ahoy there, mateys! It is I, your ever-so-dependable App Pirate, back once again to give you the latest on all things apps. Today I will be talking about an app that has made me look cooler and more awesome than I already am.

Me entire crew look to me where to find loot, ships to sack, and taverns to stop at whenever we sail off on the high seas. Truth be told, I sometimes have no idea where the heck we are headed! I just put on me brave face and yell as loudly as I can.

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle full of rum! Ahoy there mateys! An App Pirate like me cannot brave the open seas without some sort of entertainment to keep me company, especially since me crew of scallywags is busy keeping the ship sturdy and on the right course! This is why I need music to accompany me […]

You land lubbers are a crazy bunch of people. Just like us pirates arrrrr! Who would have thought that throwing birds at pigs would be fun? Well not this jolly pirate of the good ole Jolly Rogers. I do enjoy throwing cannon balls and swords at me enemies. But birds? Barnacles, heck no! But you […]

Ahoy there land lubbers! Sailin’ the high seas in the good ole Jolly Rogers is serious business. Pirates can get hurt and pirates can put the hurt on other people. That is why when bad pirates attack our beloved ship, we beat them so bad and make them walk the plank.

Ahoy me fellow buccaneers, it is me, your adorable, swashbucklin’ app pirate bringing a pinch of the app fever to you. Alrighty now, I see people who love to draw and paint pretty queer. As a pirate, I prefer me hobbies to be manlier in nature – wenching, drinking, and sailing. Aye, those are activities […]

Ah, now here is a game that me rusty cutlass can really sink its teeth into – Fruit Ninja. Aye, the app pirate loves any game that involves chopping, slicing, and dicing. Ya know what? All this talk about slicing and me cutlass has made me crave for a battle. And, me crew at the […]