You land lubbers are a crazy bunch of people. Just like us pirates arrrrr! Who would have thought that throwing birds at pigs would be fun? Well not this jolly pirate of the good ole Jolly Rogers. I do enjoy throwing cannon balls and swords at me enemies. But birds? Barnacles, heck no! But you […]

Ahoy there land lubbers! Sailin’ the high seas in the good ole Jolly Rogers is serious business. Pirates can get hurt and pirates can put the hurt on other people. That is why when bad pirates attack our beloved ship, we beat them so bad and make them walk the plank.

Ahoy me fellow buccaneers, it is me, your adorable, swashbucklin’ app pirate bringing a pinch of the app fever to you. Alrighty now, I see people who love to draw and paint pretty queer. As a pirate, I prefer me hobbies to be manlier in nature – wenching, drinking, and sailing. Aye, those are activities […]

Ah, now here is a game that me rusty cutlass can really sink its teeth into – Fruit Ninja. Aye, the app pirate loves any game that involves chopping, slicing, and dicing. Ya know what? All this talk about slicing and me cutlass has made me crave for a battle. And, me crew at the […]

Avast ye mateys! If you be a seadog like me, be happy because you will never have to pass the time at sea looking at your first mate, which happens to look like a combination of a bilge rat and a toad. Oh, what a sorry sight! No sirreee, passing the time on your ol […]

Ahoy there! Anchors away for me and the good ole Jolly Rogers. We are off to find more loot and treasures for me. Oh and of course me lads. Arrr mateys we never tire looking for new goods to loot. And that is why me and me jolly crew are looking for old greats. Classics […]

Shiver me timber land lubber! When I was a young lad I would hurry off to me house’s door step every morning. And for what you might ask? For the morning dailies! And the morning newspaper is my booty for one of my favorite ole school game, the crossword puzzle. Arrrr box after box I […]