Jump little alien, Jump!!! Ahoy, ye caught me playin’ this new app called Jumpster. I be tellin’ you, this little game has got me swirlin’. Tis’ got me hooked day and night. And this app pirate has even lost the taste of blood on me cutlass or even rum. Sweet Calypso help me. Har har, […]

Who stole me pantaloons?!? When I get me hands on your scrawny neck ya little rascal ya, I will wring it like ya mama wrings yer laundry! Oh, didn’t see ya there. Sorry about me cursin’, it is just that this little wimp of a boy, me nephew, stole me pantaloons while I be doin’ […]

Ahoy there matey. I be noticin’ that you be feelin lonely as of late. Well, the seas can do that to the best o’ ya. Thank Calypso, though, I got me this iPhone here to keep me entertained. And I be seein’ that you got one yerself. Me advice is to get em’ messaging apps […]

Thar she blows! Arrr! Don’t you just love whales spoutin’ up seawater like thar was no tomorrow? Well, I do. I always fine meself hypnotized whene’er me eyes spot a big old whale right beside me ship. What a sight! But enuff o’ that. Let me chat with ya about the new game I just […]

Well, hey thar me fellow buckeroos, the app pirate is back. I bring ye a game called Agent Dash and me bum leg that keeps beggin’ me to never run again. Aye, ya guessed it right, Agent Dash is another runner – a runnin’ game, where all your character does is run, run, and run. […]

Ahoy there me fellow buckos, I be back to tell ya a story about blocks. Har, har, har! Tis’ was a joke friends. I be a pirate with a sense of humor aye? Well, ya would be too if ya played this mighty fine mobile game called World of Blocks. Aye, tis’ a strangely fascinating […]

Tiny, blue people… arrr! Thar is surely nothin’ funnier than that, aye? Me son got me to watch some ol’ reruns of the cartoon on YouTube and I swear, me jaw almost broke from laughin’ so much. Me love for this cartoon got me to download the Smurf’s Village gaming app on me iPad. And […]