Squee… what? Oh, squeebles ye be meaning. Aye, I love those little, colorful critters. Too bad that this old pirate be rusty in his math. Ne’er like math so ne’er was good at it. So, this app called Squeebles Fractions ain’t me cup of tea… or rather bottle of rum. Don’t ye worry, tho’. I […]

Awww! I love turtles. Turtles be one of me favorite pets, next to this stupid parrot, of course. But don’t tell him I told ye so. But aye, I be loving turtles like I be loving this sharp cutlass. So, if ye ask me about Tito’s Shell, I be telling you that the app is […]

Aaarrr! Now this is me type of app. Har, har, har! Aye, Banzai Blade tis’ called and I be slashing me blade everywhere, killin’ monsters and whate’er else this pirate comes across. I be pretty sure that ye will like this little bugger a lot. Several months ago, Cartoon Network embarked on a mission. That […]

Well, ahoy there fella. It appears ye caught me red handed playin’ this new app called Dream Zoo. Ye see, I’ve always loved animals – giraffes, lions, and those fat elephants. Aye, they’ve always had a special place in me heart. This Dream Zoo gives me that fantasy by letting this old buccaneer manage this […]

The Devil’s what? Attorney? What in Davy Jones’ locker is an attorney? Ahh, alrighty. Apologies, this pirate be a wee bit confused. By Attorney , ye mean someone that gets ye out o’ prison through words. Aye, now that be me best friend. I’ve been in prison quite a few times and let me tell […]

Ahoy! Nothing gets me riled up more than me cutlass shankin’ a British imperial or starin’ at a huge chest full o’ gold trinkets. Arrr! Now that be the life. But ye know what? This here app from Dedalord called Super Falling Fred has got me hooked like the hand of me old friend Captain […]

Aarrrghhh! Vegetables! Why ye stinkin’ scallywag! Why in Calypso’s name would ye serve the App Pirate those leafy, green, and tasteless things. I swear, if ye weren’t a good cook, I be choppin’ yer head with me trusty cutlass right now! Sorry about that, I be hatin’ vegetables, that’s all. We pirates only eat meat, […]