Thar she blows mateys! Yer favorite app reviewing pirate is back. And in me free time I have grown to love drawing stick figures. That is why me lads are busy making a stick figure skull flag for the good old Jolly Rogers. Now while me boys are at it. I would like to introduce […]

Blimey! Nothing makes a pirate happy like a scarecrow version of himself. You see me lads handcrafted a scarecrow that looks a lot like me. Yep the boys of the good old Jolly Rogers like me too much that they have taken upon themselves to create a replica of me. You know what? Even in […]

Ahoy Mateys! A pirate like me leads a tough life sailing the seven seas. And when you have hard days of work you must know how to unwind. That is why me and me lads have fun by racing on our small rowboats. You know, it is just like how you land lubbers race around […]

Blimey! Someone bombed the good old Jolly Rogers! Why would kids paint their name on things they do not own? Vandals! I tell you they are vandals. I have never seen one that I like. Arrrr! Well there a few vandals that I like even just a little. Those young kids in the mobile game […]

Ahoy land lubbers! You know my loyal mobile game app review readers I am a very brave man. A pirate cannot afford to be a scaredy cat. That is why it is almost impossible to scare me. I have fought a giant kraken, I have had skirmishes with skeletons, I have been face to face […]

Blimey mateys! One would think you can never have too much of one thing. That is what me and my crew thought. We thought one adventure with the good old Jolly Rogers was enough to give us our fill of gold. But years later, we are still here sailing the seven seas. Arr! Now that […]

Greetings me lads and me lass! Yer favorite mobile game app reviewing pirate is back. And I have a new one fer you land lubbers to enjoy. This game was named after a phrase that is very silly for a pirate to say. See, the name of the game is Where’s My Water? Yup, you […]