Avast me hearties! Tis I, your faithful Pirate back on another fine review. Erm, I have to be frank with you, but as of late I’v been lurking on all them fine dames out there, and there are quite a lot of them. There’s even a good looking lass on my ship, but she’s playing […]

While roving the seven seas be a fun task, and we be most days, there be moments when we have a wee bit o’ time to contemplate. The times when calm hits the ocean, the gales turn ta breezes, and the waters softly waft instead of crashing on me ship. Those times be good, but […]

On me ship, there be many different people from many different ports. Regardless of what they may have been before, I’ve always maintained they’re right ta keep their private life private. I, meself, don’t like ta talk about the kids I pillage for on the shore as it can be used against me. Privacy be […]

As pirates, me and me crew are always under constant danger of gettin’ overtaken by angry competitors, the lawmen o’ the sea, or tha countless dangers o’ nature. There was a time when me crew faced off with tha ever present pirates o’ the cove of candy. It be a harrowing tale filled with danger […]

Well ahoy thar young buccaneers! Ti’s I, your Apps Pirate bringing you yet another fresh review. Now this App be really close to me heart, as it involves water, big fish and good looking lasses dressed up in diving suits. True, this drunken old Pirate might be old and weary of mischiefs, but he still […]

While me and me crew be composed of both young and ole sea dogs, most of me trusted circle is composed of the latter. This be because they’ve been around fer such a long time that I can trust their opinions of the direction of the wind, or which games are the best ta play. […]

Arrrggghh there be nothing like comin’ back home to port after a long time at sea. Ya get to meet yer old friends, know new land lubbers that can help ye, and most of all, ya get ta set yer head on a bunk that ain’t rockin’ about. This be tha reason why me and […]