Yo-ho-ho and a bottle full of rum!!! Oh, there ye are me hearties! Don’t mind this old salt, I be jolly from all the loot me and me hands just got from them shark bait o’er thar. Aye, since we be having no musical instruments, I be using this app called TunePad! Sink me as […]

Avast thar ye swabbies! Me sea legs be settlin’ in the briny deep and me crew and I be addled from all the swashbucklin’ we be having. Aye, before I get to me rope’s end, I be having an app review for ye. Hold on to your horses and widen yer deadlights as we be […]

It cannot be stressed enough that manning a ship be a hard task. Those that are loose around the edges are first to be thrown into the hideous maelstrom. The people that can’t run for more than a few yard often breath their last breath rushin’ on the deck. This be the reason why so […]

Argh, fish be the primary source of food of all pirates. When we be tired of potatoes and meat, we often try to cast out our lines and collect some fish from mother ocean. Aye, o’ course we be limited when it comes to flavor, we’re not a spice ship after all. It is nice […]

Avast ye landlubber, we be approaching land. Can’t wait to get to me old ball and chain and me little ones. We’ve been at sea for several months and I be missin’ them so. But afore the friendly bucko gets home, I be leavin’ ye with a few more of me reviews, beginning’ with this […]

Blimey! What is that I be seeing on the horizon?! Be it a dragon?! Man yer stations, me hands! Ahoy there, laddie. Me pirate eyes better be working or I be an addled fool if that thing yonder turn out to be something else. Avast! Before anything else be happening, allow me to tell ye […]

Voodoo be a dangerous proposition for anyone who would deal with the dark arts. Zombie Pirates be one of the most horrifying creatures in the world, as they have all our equipment, tacked on with immortality. To paint an accurate portrait of what ye would face when these brigands arise, just look to the Pirates […]