Bah! To hell with them Greek Gods! Me only god, the one this old pirate worships, is Calypso and only her. She controls the seas, the clouds, and Davy Jones’ locker. Zeus, Hades, and even that stinkin’ Poseidon with his pet dog, the Kraken, don’t scare me so easily. Now in Age of Myth, playin’ […]

Arrrggghhh! I hate wizards. We buccaneers find sorcery a crock of leviathan crap. So, ye can bet that any game with spells and all that be a bane of me existence. Nah, but seriously, this new app called Fantasy Conflict looks to be a wee bit interesting even if I be seeing a lot of […]

Ahoy there me buckos! The App Pirate is back aboard his Jolly Rogers and about to make sail. Are ye up to goin’ on another fierce adventure with me and me crew – rum, wenches, booty, the occasional kraken and all that? Aye, an adventure it will be. But afore we hop on me ship, […]

Jump little alien, Jump!!! Ahoy, ye caught me playin’ this new app called Jumpster. I be tellin’ you, this little game has got me swirlin’. Tis’ got me hooked day and night. And this app pirate has even lost the taste of blood on me cutlass or even rum. Sweet Calypso help me. Har har, […]

Who stole me pantaloons?!? When I get me hands on your scrawny neck ya little rascal ya, I will wring it like ya mama wrings yer laundry! Oh, didn’t see ya there. Sorry about me cursin’, it is just that this little wimp of a boy, me nephew, stole me pantaloons while I be doin’ […]

Ahoy there matey. I be noticin’ that you be feelin lonely as of late. Well, the seas can do that to the best o’ ya. Thank Calypso, though, I got me this iPhone here to keep me entertained. And I be seein’ that you got one yerself. Me advice is to get em’ messaging apps […]

Thar she blows! Arrr! Don’t you just love whales spoutin’ up seawater like thar was no tomorrow? Well, I do. I always fine meself hypnotized whene’er me eyes spot a big old whale right beside me ship. What a sight! But enuff o’ that. Let me chat with ya about the new game I just […]