Awwwww! One of me favorite cartoon heroes in an app! Har, har, har! Aye, He-Man: The Most Powerful Game in the Universe tis’ called and I be slashing me sword and throwing me axe on Skeletor and his evil gang. I be pretty sure that ye will like this game a lot, especially if you […]
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Bank Job Review
Stealin’ is a pirates’ most coveted activity. Plunderin’ is just a rougher, more violent, term for thievery but we do understand the professionalism in a well-executed Bank Job. Aye, me and me crew have had our share of stowaways which stole from the big bank industry. They were nice, but at the end o’ it, […]
Prime’s Quest Review
Ahoy, mateys! If it be swashbucklin’ adventures and chests ye want, then drop that grog n’ grub and be on the lookout for any addled buccaneers on the coast lookin’ to drown in the briny deep! If it’s a dogfight they be wantin’, it be a fight they’rrr gonna get! But before we be getting […]
Cowboy VS. Ninjas. VS Aliens Review
Cowboys and Indians, they be a legendary pair that have regaled the stories of little children and the grandest of films. O’ course, they don’t really last on the seven seas as well as they should, bein’ that they’re more used to horses than they are on ships on the sea. Tis a waste, because […]
Galactic Phantasy Prelude Review
Thar be one man that I respect more than Black Beard himself, and he don’t even swim in the ocean as me and me ilk do. His name is written across the stars, along with tha cyborg from Treasure Planet, and it be Mal Reynolds. The serenity be a ship which garners much respect even […]
Blade Guardian Review
Argh, like endless runners before it, it seems that tower defense be the new order o’ the day when it comes to mobile gamin’. I’d have no qualms with that but since there be so many that come out each month, it’s impossible to wade through the muck and find the real keepers. Aye, I […]
Clockwork Brain Review
Steampunk was a dream this salty sailor never saw come into life. Aye, I know that maybe Cyper-punk might still be an option, but that also be way beyond me lifespan. I reckon that these only be part of me fantasies, but that’s not too bad. If that game Dishonored taught me anythin’, it’s that […]