Steampunk was a dream this salty sailor never saw come into life. Aye, I know that maybe Cyper-punk might still be an option, but that also be way beyond me lifespan. I reckon that these only be part of me fantasies, but that’s not too bad. If that game Dishonored taught me anythin’, it’s that […]
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Tiny War Review
Avast ye landlubber, we be approaching land. Can’t wait to see me lads that live there. We’ve been at sea for so long and this pirate is excited to be with them. But afore this buccaneer gets home, I be leavin’ ye with a review of this app called Tiny War. This game is brought […]
Hay Day Review
Well, ahoy there fella. It appears ye caught me playing another app on me iOS device. This game is called Hay Day. Ye see, this pirate wanted to become a farmer when I was a kid. Tis’ why I love playing farm games like this one. But tis’ not your ordinary farm game. This is […]
Lep’s World 2 Review
Arrr, even though Pirates love to plunder villages and ships, there’s a line that we don’t cross. While we do steal the booty and coin, we try not to steal ideas from people who’ve worked hard at ‘em and wish ta profit off ‘em. O ‘course, while piratin’ is a huge thing on tha internet […]
Nightclub Mayhem Review
Ahoy there ye land lubber! Ye may be wonderin’ just why a pirate would review a game about partyin’ in a Disco. Well, the truth be that pirates also love ta party, though we only join clubs when Halloween is on the horizon. It be easier to explain tha smell o’ rum, gruff beards, and […]
Goblin Invasion Review
Goblins be the bane o’ many ships on the seven seas, and that’s plain truth when ye are faced with it. Pirate goblins are wily, despicable creatures, and they fit well on corsairs of a small nature. This makes ‘em nearly impossible to spot on the ravishing waves, and a danger to all seafarin’ galleons. […]
Graviton Block Review
Well hey there me buckos! Did ye know that Calypso be an app addict like me. Aye, believe it or not, Calypso be hooked on her iPhone fer hours on end. One night, we saw her on Pirate skulk island playin’ this game called Graviton Block. Me first mate decided to try it out and […]