Ahoy there ye land lubber! Ye may be wonderin’ just why a pirate would review a game about partyin’ in a Disco. Well, the truth be that pirates also love ta party, though we only join clubs when Halloween is on the horizon. It be easier to explain tha smell o’ rum, gruff beards, and […]

Goblins be the bane o’ many ships on the seven seas, and that’s plain truth when ye are faced with it. Pirate goblins are wily, despicable creatures, and they fit well on corsairs of a small nature. This makes ‘em nearly impossible to spot on the ravishing waves, and a danger to all seafarin’ galleons. […]

Well hey there me buckos! Did ye know that Calypso be an app addict like me. Aye, believe it or not, Calypso be hooked on her iPhone fer hours on end. One night, we saw her on Pirate skulk island playin’ this game called Graviton Block. Me first mate decided to try it out and […]

Well, ahoy there fella. It appears ye caught me red handed playin’ this new app called Metal Nation. Ye see, I’ve always loved strategy and city building games. Aye, I’m up for conquering me enemy’s land. This app gives me that fantasy by letting this old buccaneer lead his units. Why don’t ye give it […]

Starboard ye fool! Arrghh! This damn kid wantin’ to be a pirate like me is givin’ me a lot o’ grief. Well, he is tryin’ hard as he can and I give him that. But he got to show me a lot more to earn me trust and praise. I do appreciate though his dexterity. […]

Ahoy thar me hearties! Yer lovable app pirate is back with another wonderful app to talk about. Ye see, while me and me crew where wandering near Africa for some good, old, ebony beauties, this here humble scallywag was deep in the details of Bobbing. Aye, tis’ a strange name, but once ye start playin’ […]

Arrrggghhh! Thar be many things that pirates love about apps, and one o’ them be that they are fun little distractions from all the pillagin’ and plunderin’. One little guilty pleasure me and me crew share is color and shape puzzle games that be plaguing the app market. O’ course, some o’ them be better […]