Arr, breaking things be a pirate’s main source o’ income as we can break anything between locks, to massive metal doors. The booty be always better when the target is harder to break, and that be a fact. Once in a while though, me and me crew would crack into a vault and find that […]

Birds be adorable creatures to have around, and they didn’t pasty ratty so much, I would love to have many o’ aboard. Before ye get into it, I’m not one o’ ’em stereotype pirates that ye see flooding the movies. I do not own a Parrot, and I never will own one. They be creatures […]

Education be an important part o’ my ship aye, for if ye enter me deck with little vocabulary, then ye will have trouble communicating with the authorities whenever some o’ me men get captured. Much like the Jack Sparrow that many people idolize, us on this ship must articulate with the best o’ ‘em. We […]

Arrgh, my hatred for zombies is undoubtedly prevalent, and if ye read any o’ my previous scribbles, then ye know why. They are the bane o’ the earth and even as metaphors, they still be useless and hateful creatures. What be the point o’ motion and eating if ye can’t even enjoy yer life anymore? […]

‘Tis me, me hearties, the App Pirate, and I be here to dreg yet another game from the briny depths of the ocean. O’ course, that ocean be the wide internet, by dreg I mean test countless different games if they be any good. It be a hard job aye, but it is better than […]

Ahoy mateys, I be havin’ a hell o’ a time here with me iPad at sea. This new game I be tinkerin’ with gets me underpants up in a twirl while good old Calypso blows her wind our way. Aye, they be twirlin’ alright. Whakan, this brand new game app is really something. Let me […]

As a sea loving pirate, I hate tankers and the companies that spawn ‘em.  Aye, I may be the App Pirate, but that don’t mean I don’t care of the seas and the oceans that I roam. Ya see, I wouldn’t have a problem with any of the tankers that pass me seas, but the […]