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Bird Zapper Review

On December 30, 2012

Argh, to continue the bird them o’ my reviews, I’d like to tell ye one more reason why I don’t bring along birds with me on me journeys. Fer one, they are scum when ye don’t train ’em, and often they will poop on everything ye own. That’s why crow’s nest is devoid of birds, […]

Amazing Breaker Review

On December 29, 2012

Arr, breaking things be a pirate’s main source o’ income as we can break anything between locks, to massive metal doors. The booty be always better when the target is harder to break, and that be a fact. Once in a while though, me and me crew would crack into a vault and find that […]

Air Penguin Review

On December 28, 2012

Birds be adorable creatures to have around, and they didn’t pasty ratty so much, I would love to have many o’ aboard. Before ye get into it, I’m not one o’ ’em stereotype pirates that ye see flooding the movies. I do not own a Parrot, and I never will own one. They be creatures […]

Words with Friends Review

On December 27, 2012

Education be an important part o’ my ship aye, for if ye enter me deck with little vocabulary, then ye will have trouble communicating with the authorities whenever some o’ me men get captured. Much like the Jack Sparrow that many people idolize, us on this ship must articulate with the best o’ ‘em. We […]

Plants Vs. Zombies Review

On December 26, 2012

Arrgh, my hatred for zombies is undoubtedly prevalent, and if ye read any o’ my previous scribbles, then ye know why. They are the bane o’ the earth and even as metaphors, they still be useless and hateful creatures. What be the point o’ motion and eating if ye can’t even enjoy yer life anymore? […]

Flick Home Run Review

On December 25, 2012

‘Tis me, me hearties, the App Pirate, and I be here to dreg yet another game from the briny depths of the ocean. O’ course, that ocean be the wide internet, by dreg I mean test countless different games if they be any good. It be a hard job aye, but it is better than […]

Whakan Review

On December 24, 2012

Ahoy mateys, I be havin’ a hell o’ a time here with me iPad at sea. This new game I be tinkerin’ with gets me underpants up in a twirl while good old Calypso blows her wind our way. Aye, they be twirlin’ alright. Whakan, this brand new game app is really something. Let me […]

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