Thar be one man that I respect more than Black Beard himself, and he don’t even swim in the ocean as me and me ilk do. His name is written across the stars, along with tha cyborg from Treasure Planet, and it be Mal Reynolds. The serenity be a ship which garners much respect even […]
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Blade Guardian Review
Argh, like endless runners before it, it seems that tower defense be the new order o’ the day when it comes to mobile gamin’. I’d have no qualms with that but since there be so many that come out each month, it’s impossible to wade through the muck and find the real keepers. Aye, I […]
Clockwork Brain Review
Steampunk was a dream this salty sailor never saw come into life. Aye, I know that maybe Cyper-punk might still be an option, but that also be way beyond me lifespan. I reckon that these only be part of me fantasies, but that’s not too bad. If that game Dishonored taught me anythin’, it’s that […]
Tiny War Review
Avast ye landlubber, we be approaching land. Can’t wait to see me lads that live there. We’ve been at sea for so long and this pirate is excited to be with them. But afore this buccaneer gets home, I be leavin’ ye with a review of this app called Tiny War. This game is brought […]
Hay Day Review
Well, ahoy there fella. It appears ye caught me playing another app on me iOS device. This game is called Hay Day. Ye see, this pirate wanted to become a farmer when I was a kid. Tis’ why I love playing farm games like this one. But tis’ not your ordinary farm game. This is […]
Lep’s World 2 Review
Arrr, even though Pirates love to plunder villages and ships, there’s a line that we don’t cross. While we do steal the booty and coin, we try not to steal ideas from people who’ve worked hard at ‘em and wish ta profit off ‘em. O ‘course, while piratin’ is a huge thing on tha internet […]
Nightclub Mayhem Review
Ahoy there ye land lubber! Ye may be wonderin’ just why a pirate would review a game about partyin’ in a Disco. Well, the truth be that pirates also love ta party, though we only join clubs when Halloween is on the horizon. It be easier to explain tha smell o’ rum, gruff beards, and […]