Ahoy there me lads and lasses! The App Pirate is back aboard his Jolly Rogers and about to sail the seven seas once more. Are ye up to goin’ on another exciting journey with me and me crew and of course me parrot? But afore we sail on me ship, this old buccaneer will be […]

Aaarggghhh! This pirate’s little fingers are achin’ all because of this Muffin Knight app. Have ye tried it? It be a really good app except that ye lads fingers would be aching as you will find it hard to put it down just like me. Me parrot got angry ‘cause this old buccaneer forgets to […]

Awwwww! One of me favorite cartoon heroes in an app! Har, har, har! Aye, He-Man: The Most Powerful Game in the Universe tis’ called and I be slashing me sword and throwing me axe on Skeletor and his evil gang. I be pretty sure that ye will like this game a lot, especially if you […]

Stealin’ is a pirates’ most coveted activity. Plunderin’ is just a rougher, more violent, term for thievery but we do understand the professionalism in a well-executed Bank Job. Aye, me and me crew have had our share of stowaways which stole from the big bank industry. They were nice, but at the end o’ it, […]

Ahoy, mateys! If it be swashbucklin’ adventures and chests ye want, then drop that grog n’ grub and be on the lookout for any addled buccaneers on the coast lookin’ to drown in the briny deep! If it’s a dogfight they be wantin’, it be a fight they’rrr gonna get! But before we be getting […]

Cowboys and Indians, they be a legendary pair that have regaled the stories of little children and the grandest of films. O’ course, they don’t really last on the seven seas as well as they should, bein’ that they’re more used to horses than they are on ships on the sea. Tis a waste, because […]

Thar be one man that I respect more than Black Beard himself, and he don’t even swim in the ocean as me and me ilk do. His name is written across the stars, along with tha cyborg from Treasure Planet, and it be Mal Reynolds. The serenity be a ship which garners much respect even […]