Have ye ever seen a stinkin’ zombie in yer life? It ain’t pretty staring down their decaying muzzle. And their breath, woooh! Aye, they be smellin’ like sulfur and brimstone. I killed me several zombies back in the day, and they be hard to kill. But boy, those were the days. Killin’ em is a […]

Avast ye landlubber, we be approaching land. Can’t wait to get to me old ball and chain and me little ones. We’ve been at sea for several months and I be missin’ them so. But afore the App Pirate gets home, I be leavin’ ye with a few more of me reviews, beginning’ with this […]

Arrrgghhh! The stinkin’ devils are close to me gates. Ready the cannon and let’s rain fire on their puny heads, arrrr!!! Thar she blows! Har, har, har! Nah, there ain’t no real enemy bucko. It’s just this here app that I parlayed from iTunes two days ago. It’s called Kill Devils and seems to be […]

Aaarggghhh! Me stubby little fingers are achin’ all because of this Finger Tied app. Have ye tried it? It be a really good app except that me fingers are too stubby to figure out some of the maps here. Anyway, why don’t ye try it and see if ye like it coz’ I need to […]

Ragdolls for ammunition aye? Well, that be somethin’ new. I prefer me old fashioned cannon balls made o’ iron, but maybe those ugly, cloth dolls would strike fear in the British Navy. Alrighty, this here pirate be jesting ye big time. I just talked about Ragdolls because I like this new one from Backflip Studios […]

Squee… what? Oh, squeebles ye be meaning. Aye, I love those little, colorful critters. Too bad that this old pirate be rusty in his math. Ne’er like math so ne’er was good at it. So, this app called Squeebles Fractions ain’t me cup of tea… or rather bottle of rum. Don’t ye worry, tho’. I […]

Awww! I love turtles. Turtles be one of me favorite pets, next to this stupid parrot, of course. But don’t tell him I told ye so. But aye, I be loving turtles like I be loving this sharp cutlass. So, if ye ask me about Tito’s Shell, I be telling you that the app is […]