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Whakan Review

On December 24, 2012

Ahoy mateys, I be havin’ a hell o’ a time here with me iPad at sea. This new game I be tinkerin’ with gets me underpants up in a twirl while good old Calypso blows her wind our way. Aye, they be twirlin’ alright. Whakan, this brand new game app is really something. Let me […]

As a sea loving pirate, I hate tankers and the companies that spawn ‘em.  Aye, I may be the App Pirate, but that don’t mean I don’t care of the seas and the oceans that I roam. Ya see, I wouldn’t have a problem with any of the tankers that pass me seas, but the […]

Talking Tom Review

On December 23, 2012

Cats… I don’t like ‘em, and me thinks that I never will. They can’t help on the deck, they’re scared to death of water, and every time I bring one on the ship they try to attack me Ratty. Don’t get me wrong though, there were many times when I tried to get one as […]

GarageBand Review

On December 22, 2012

Argh, music be a part of any soul. I meself, have been known to play the Saxophone to quell the raging seas every once in a while. Of course, that is to no avail with me losing more than a few instruments to the seas and oceans. This does not stop me, for I love […]

Flick Fishing Review

On December 21, 2012

There were many a time me and me crew had no more supplies and were hungry beyond comprehension. Aye, these were sad and hungry days where ports were hundreds of nautical miles away. In fact, we were so hungry, that often we would stop at small islands just to take some time and fish for […]

Jelly Defense Review

On December 20, 2012

Jelly has never been the  App Pirates favorite snack. Aye, I get the charm of wobbly food that’s easy to eat, but I don’t have scurvy and all me teeth are still intact. I always thought that these sort of foods are for the old and infirm. Instead, what I usually do is to destroy […]

Office Jerk Review

On December 19, 2012

Arr, dirty scallywags be all around ye, and me as well. I remember this lesson well for the first mutiny I experienced it first hand when me and me first mate had a disagreement on whether or not we be watching’ the Dark Knight film. Needless to say, I spent a month’s time marooned on […]

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