Have ye ever seen a stinkin’ zombie in yer life? It ain’t a good sight staring down their decaying muzzle. And their breath, woooh! Aye, they be smellin’ really bad. I killed me several zombies back in the day, and they be hard to kill. But boy, those were the days. Killin’ em is a […]

Gangway, laddie! There be dangers upon us and it be up to me, the App Pirate, to keelhaul all these monsters and make ‘em dance with Jack Ketch! Aye, while we be fightin’ for we lives here, there be an app you can play on ye mobile which’ll give ye the same adventures as we […]

Yo-ho-ho, laddie-o! We been marooned on this island. Blast that strong winds, causing me ship to take in sea water, arrrrrr! Well, we best make the most out of this here island… or else we become grub to these damn animals! You there, hands! Take what ye can from what be left from our booty, […]

Arrrrr!!! Damn these pigeons! Flyin’ around me ship taking all me grub! They deserve a good flogging! Ahoy mate… do ye hate birdies like these pigeons? If you do, then ye be glad that I be havin’ this app for ye called War Pigeons! It be one of the latest games that’ll surely have ye […]

Aaaarrghh!! Can ye believe this Letter of Marque telling all these landlubbers that they be able to attack me?! How dare they cross the App Pirate! I will show them the bottom of the sea if it be the last thing I ever do! Ye can bet yer last grog on that, lad! It be […]

Yo-ho-ho that, mateys! I got with me tons of booty from me last Jolly Roger with them brethren o’ the coast. Not bad eh, laddie? Now before me hands see what I got here, let’s move on about and best be in the crow’s nest. Now that I have yer attention… do you know of […]

Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen, lads! We be runnin’ out of time and I be three sheets to the wind already! Ye landlubbers hurry up now we ain’t got no time for doubloons! Good thing I got wit’ me My Alarm Clock app to to tell me when I be needing to give things […]