Cats… I don’t like ‘em, and me thinks that I never will. They can’t help on the deck, they’re scared to death of water, and every time I bring one on the ship they try to attack me Ratty. Don’t get me wrong though, there were many times when I tried to get one as […]

Argh, music be a part of any soul. I meself, have been known to play the Saxophone to quell the raging seas every once in a while. Of course, that is to no avail with me losing more than a few instruments to the seas and oceans. This does not stop me, for I love […]

There were many a time me and me crew had no more supplies and were hungry beyond comprehension. Aye, these were sad and hungry days where ports were hundreds of nautical miles away. In fact, we were so hungry, that often we would stop at small islands just to take some time and fish for […]

Jelly has never been the  App Pirates favorite snack. Aye, I get the charm of wobbly food that’s easy to eat, but I don’t have scurvy and all me teeth are still intact. I always thought that these sort of foods are for the old and infirm. Instead, what I usually do is to destroy […]

Arr, dirty scallywags be all around ye, and me as well. I remember this lesson well for the first mutiny I experienced it first hand when me and me first mate had a disagreement on whether or not we be watching’ the Dark Knight film. Needless to say, I spent a month’s time marooned on […]

Ahoy there, me mateys! Since I love me games so much, I be willing to share another review with ye. Have you ever wished you could play a game wherein anything you ever wanted to spawn out of thin air? Alas, Scribblenauts Remix be a title that will have ye swing the lead and take […]

Shiver me timbers, the Labyrinth game has got me sea legs all wobbly and trip over me long clothes. Aye, this app be one of the most exciting titles I have ever set me fingers upon. Have ye ever played one of those games where a ball must travel through a maze to get to […]