Aaarggghhh! Me stubby little fingers are achin’ all because of this Finger Tied app. Have ye tried it? It be a really good app except that me fingers are too stubby to figure out some of the maps here. Anyway, why don’t ye try it and see if ye like it coz’ I need to […]

Ragdolls for ammunition aye? Well, that be somethin’ new. I prefer me old fashioned cannon balls made o’ iron, but maybe those ugly, cloth dolls would strike fear in the British Navy. Alrighty, this here pirate be jesting ye big time. I just talked about Ragdolls because I like this new one from Backflip Studios […]

Squee… what? Oh, squeebles ye be meaning. Aye, I love those little, colorful critters. Too bad that this old pirate be rusty in his math. Ne’er like math so ne’er was good at it. So, this app called Squeebles Fractions ain’t me cup of tea… or rather bottle of rum. Don’t ye worry, tho’. I […]

Awww! I love turtles. Turtles be one of me favorite pets, next to this stupid parrot, of course. But don’t tell him I told ye so. But aye, I be loving turtles like I be loving this sharp cutlass. So, if ye ask me about Tito’s Shell, I be telling you that the app is […]

Aaarrr! Now this is me type of app. Har, har, har! Aye, Banzai Blade tis’ called and I be slashing me blade everywhere, killin’ monsters and whate’er else this pirate comes across. I be pretty sure that ye will like this little bugger a lot. Several months ago, Cartoon Network embarked on a mission. That […]

Well, ahoy there fella. It appears ye caught me red handed playin’ this new app called Dream Zoo. Ye see, I’ve always loved animals – giraffes, lions, and those fat elephants. Aye, they’ve always had a special place in me heart. This Dream Zoo gives me that fantasy by letting this old buccaneer manage this […]

The Devil’s what? Attorney? What in Davy Jones’ locker is an attorney? Ahh, alrighty. Apologies, this pirate be a wee bit confused. By Attorney , ye mean someone that gets ye out o’ prison through words. Aye, now that be me best friend. I’ve been in prison quite a few times and let me tell […]