Arr! Dungeons and booty, two words that always make me smile. That is because ya usually can’t get the booty without going through a dungeon or two with your trusty ol’ cutlass and a bottle of rum to chug down. And, ya definitely won’t go down swingin’ in a dark and dusty dungeon full o’ […]

Bloodsuckers, half man and half dogs, witches, ugly and stinky critters from the swamp…never liked ‘em one bit. I be sailing the high seas fer years, battled all kinds of bloody pirates, and even killed meself a stinkin giant squid, but never have I seen the likes of these abominations. And, I surely wouldn’t want […]

Trains!? A pirate on a train, what were you thinkin’. Ooohhh, good ol’ Calypso must be playing her tricks again on me ears. Aye, she does that quite a bit, ya know. Remember this fella’, never ever mention trains around pirates or ya may soon find your head missin’ an ear by way of a […]

Hey thar fellow buccaneer. I be scrolling all the new apps available on me smartphone while the Jolly Roger breezes through this here stinkin’ storm that Calypso brought us. Anyways, I be wondering whether this here Snapchat app be a good download. What d’ya think? Ahh, so you are interested in Snapchat, a cool app […]

Thar she blows! Got me sights on another beauty, a white humpback, they be rare these days. So, what was I ramblin’ about before that leviathan spouted up? Oh yeah, about Rovio, the developers of Angry Birds. Aye, they be up and about again with Bad Piggies. This old pirate be thinkin’ this another sure […]

Ahoy matey, I be noticin’ your loneliness ever since we left port. Ye need to get used to leavin’ yer old ball n’ chain if ye really want to be a pirate like me. And if the blues be too heavy to bear, ye got yer smartphone there. Just call her up and get a […]

Ahoy there me matey, join me for a few mugs of ale and a couple shot o’ rum. Aye, tho’ we be at port, I be in high spirits. That be due to this new app I just got for me iPhone. Aye, a pirate with an iPhone – what would good ol’ Jack Sparrow […]