Ye gads! Monsters, monsters everywhere!!! Belay that talk of being shark bait, ye dogs! Let’s show these monsters who is lord of the ocean, and it is I! The App Pirate! We be showing them what it is to do the dance with Jack Ketch! Anyway, ‘fore I be making these monsters kiss the gunner’s […]

Ahoy there, mateys! It be yer loveable App Pirate back from another swashbucklin’ adventure from the high seas! As I always say, as long as I got me pieces of eights I be dandy and ready to strike fear into the hearts of any buccaneer that dare cross me path! Aye, of course, I also […]

I’ve never met a person who subscribes to the idea of animal Spirits. Aye, though me and me pirate mates fear the Kraken lurkin’ below us, we don’t go around worshipin’ the thing as it still tries to kill us. I have heard many a tale regardin’ these spirit worshipers though, and while a ton […]

Arrrgghhh! The evil goblins are on the loose. Ready the weapons and let’s rain fire these stinkin’ creatures, arrrr!!! Thar she blows! Har, har, har! Nah, there ain’t no real goblins lads. I’m just playin’ this app that I got from iTunes a couple of days ago. It’s called Shellrazer and seems to be a […]

Shiver me timbers! What is this I be seeing on me crow’s nest?! A battalion of ships set to take me to the bottom of the briny deep! Aye, they be in for a surprise as I send them to Davy Jones’ locker instead! Hardy-har-har, these insolent dogs better be ready to have a taste […]

Avast! Me man-o-war be ready for another round wit’ these scurvy dogs lookin’ to steal my booty! Yet, me best belay this talk and handsomely speak of an app worth reviewing! Chuck the Bot be needing some help as this young buccaneer be trapped in tons of puzzles! Aye, Unfortunately this rusty old Seadog not […]

Ahh, squids! They be good for eatin’, as well as for throwin’. Aye, they can be pulled and fired into a projectile like Angry Birds. I bet Calypso would be smilin’ down on ye if ye take down the evil enemies of the sea in this app. I’m talking about Squids Wild West. This game […]