Well, ahoy there fella. It appears ye caught me red handed playin’ this new app called Dream Zoo. Ye see, I’ve always loved animals – giraffes, lions, and those fat elephants. Aye, they’ve always had a special place in me heart. This Dream Zoo gives me that fantasy by letting this old buccaneer manage this […]

The Devil’s what? Attorney? What in Davy Jones’ locker is an attorney? Ahh, alrighty. Apologies, this pirate be a wee bit confused. By Attorney , ye mean someone that gets ye out o’ prison through words. Aye, now that be me best friend. I’ve been in prison quite a few times and let me tell […]

Ahoy! Nothing gets me riled up more than me cutlass shankin’ a British imperial or starin’ at a huge chest full o’ gold trinkets. Arrr! Now that be the life. But ye know what? This here app from Dedalord called Super Falling Fred has got me hooked like the hand of me old friend Captain […]

Aarrrghhh! Vegetables! Why ye stinkin’ scallywag! Why in Calypso’s name would ye serve the App Pirate those leafy, green, and tasteless things. I swear, if ye weren’t a good cook, I be choppin’ yer head with me trusty cutlass right now! Sorry about that, I be hatin’ vegetables, that’s all. We pirates only eat meat, […]

Arrr! As a veteran pirate, I’ve seen me fair share of monsters while on the seven seas. I’ve seen the Kraken, a leviathan, a giant turtle, and even the face of ol’ Calypso herself. Aye, she can be an ugly monster if she wants to be. So, on the topic of monsters, this pirate be […]

Ahh… the arctic! Aye, I’ve sailed there before and found the cold not to me liking. I’ve seen polar bears and large whales all up there but nothing has ever fascinated this ol’ bucko than a penguin. I be loving their funny walk a lot. I be laughing so hard whene’er I see em’. Too […]

Avast ye mateys! A cat be on the prowl – a quantum cat that is. Har har har, this be your ol’ app pirate givin’ you a tug on yer belly with a light joke. Nah, there be no cat on the prowl but there be this mighty fine yet strange app called Quantum cat. […]