Slingin’ birds to kill the pigs. Aye, now that is me kind of app. Pigs for slaughter is what I say… kill em’ then eat em’. Nothin’ simpler than that, aye? This is the very reason why Angry Birds, regardless of theme, is always a welcome app in me heart – errr, iPhone I mean. […]

Pirates and wizards almost ne’er get along. We scallywags will never trust anyone waving a silly wand and creating things out o’ nothin’. For me, me boat, me trusty blade, and Calypso are the three things I trust. Oh, those and me nagging wife back home. Aye, if you can’t trust your ol’ ball and […]

Arr! Dungeons and booty, two words that always make me smile. That is because ya usually can’t get the booty without going through a dungeon or two with your trusty ol’ cutlass and a bottle of rum to chug down. And, ya definitely won’t go down swingin’ in a dark and dusty dungeon full o’ […]

Bloodsuckers, half man and half dogs, witches, ugly and stinky critters from the swamp…never liked ‘em one bit. I be sailing the high seas fer years, battled all kinds of bloody pirates, and even killed meself a stinkin giant squid, but never have I seen the likes of these abominations. And, I surely wouldn’t want […]

Trains!? A pirate on a train, what were you thinkin’. Ooohhh, good ol’ Calypso must be playing her tricks again on me ears. Aye, she does that quite a bit, ya know. Remember this fella’, never ever mention trains around pirates or ya may soon find your head missin’ an ear by way of a […]

Hey thar fellow buccaneer. I be scrolling all the new apps available on me smartphone while the Jolly Roger breezes through this here stinkin’ storm that Calypso brought us. Anyways, I be wondering whether this here Snapchat app be a good download. What d’ya think? Ahh, so you are interested in Snapchat, a cool app […]

Thar she blows! Got me sights on another beauty, a white humpback, they be rare these days. So, what was I ramblin’ about before that leviathan spouted up? Oh yeah, about Rovio, the developers of Angry Birds. Aye, they be up and about again with Bad Piggies. This old pirate be thinkin’ this another sure […]