I despise monkeys. They be a thievin’ and mischievous bunch that have no rules whatsoever. They fling their feces at people, steal yer banana stash, and generally act as if they aren’t accountable fer anything. Curse them archeologists that find proof we come from these blasted lot, because that means one o’ me most ancient […]

Archaic things be the reason why me and me crew can eat so well when we want to. This be because old things are expensive, and ta the right buyer, they be worth massive fortunes. O’ course, we still enjoy the odd doubloon that we find on broken ships, but old things be a great […]

Jet skis be an awesome man made wonder and there be a lot of reasons why pirates love ’em. They be fast, so ye can plunder and escape in a matter o’ minutes and they allow me ta save me crew if ever some o’ ’em fall of the railings of my galleon. O’ course, […]

Argh, huge cargo holds be the best ta plunder and that be self explanatory. They risk and reward that ye can get from raiding such a ship is always a thing ta keep in mind, but on the seven seas, everything is free for the takin’. O’ course, huge ships are often owned by huge […]

On the lonely seven seas, the months can often feel like years ta us pirates. Besides the roiling waves and the infinite blue, there be little entertainment for us pirates to sink our wooden teeth into. This be why we play so many different apps for both the android and the iOS because without ’em, […]

Arrrgh, the world o’ crime be a great one to venture in for there are many rewards to be had if ye work hard enough. O’ course, the misconception about bein’ a pirate is that it be an easy thing, when in truth, there are many rules that dictate the seven seas. I suppose that […]

Avast thar ye swabbies! Me sea legs be settlin’ in the briny deep and me crew and I be addled from all the swashbucklin’ we be having. Aye, before I get to me rope’s end, I be having an app review for ye. This new application is called Contactive. Here is the story behind this […]