While me and me crew choose the see over that mess o’ a land transit you call “transportation”, we do enjoy the occasional ride around the town. It be fun, plunderin’ the different shops on the street, and we be doin’ it often. O’course, that also be a crash course in gettin’ arrested by your […]

Ever since that little gem o’ a game Minecraft came out, it be the subject to much discussion. First, it be just a game where tha aim was to survive a multitude o’ creatures while building expansive mines. As it grew, so too did the community of land lubbers that wished ta build in peace. […]

Argh, the deep ocean be a lonely and sad place at times. There be much places for serenity, and it is very possible ta find a piece o’ yourself lost in the vast deep blue. It be a wondrous, but lonely world we pirates live in, which is why we be so angry at those […]

A pirate’s life be nothing more than many the many challenges o’ tha oceans. First off, we have ta figure out how to preserve food fer month at a time (canned goods helped us greatly in that respect). Secondly, we be always troubled by the issues o’ the ocean, and how storms rip across our […]

Pirates aren’t much fer drivin’ on roads. Ya see, the open ocean has so much space ta maneuver, and ye can really let yer ship ride and cut across the ocean if it be to your fancy. This be why we delegate the movements of our dry goods to more well equipped organizations, rather than […]

One o’ the best reasons ta be a pirate is that we have access to things that are less than legitimate and genuine. We have only the best fakes and reproductions that yer doubloons can buy, and at the same time, we be gettin’ and reproducing the fakes. So much so that most o’ the […]

It be an impossible feat to stay neutral in a war. Often, we as pirates have ta take time ta the right decisions as to whom to smuggle these goods to. It be great work for a pirate because we get a lot more sources fer smugglin’ and that is important for our movement of […]