If thar be one thing you learn by being a pirate, it be battle strategy. Whether it be damaging and boarding a ship or invading a stinky port full o’ wenches and loot, a scallywag learns to read the defenses of his enemies and sees the holes where an arrow, a cannon ball, or a […]

Slingin’ birds to kill the pigs. Aye, now that is me kind of app. Pigs for slaughter is what I say… kill em’ then eat em’. Nothin’ simpler than that, aye? This is the very reason why Angry Birds, regardless of theme, is always a welcome app in me heart – errr, iPhone I mean. […]

Pirates and wizards almost ne’er get along. We scallywags will never trust anyone waving a silly wand and creating things out o’ nothin’. For me, me boat, me trusty blade, and Calypso are the three things I trust. Oh, those and me nagging wife back home. Aye, if you can’t trust your ol’ ball and […]

Arr! Dungeons and booty, two words that always make me smile. That is because ya usually can’t get the booty without going through a dungeon or two with your trusty ol’ cutlass and a bottle of rum to chug down. And, ya definitely won’t go down swingin’ in a dark and dusty dungeon full o’ […]

Bloodsuckers, half man and half dogs, witches, ugly and stinky critters from the swamp…never liked ‘em one bit. I be sailing the high seas fer years, battled all kinds of bloody pirates, and even killed meself a stinkin giant squid, but never have I seen the likes of these abominations. And, I surely wouldn’t want […]

Trains!? A pirate on a train, what were you thinkin’. Ooohhh, good ol’ Calypso must be playing her tricks again on me ears. Aye, she does that quite a bit, ya know. Remember this fella’, never ever mention trains around pirates or ya may soon find your head missin’ an ear by way of a […]

Hey thar fellow buccaneer. I be scrolling all the new apps available on me smartphone while the Jolly Roger breezes through this here stinkin’ storm that Calypso brought us. Anyways, I be wondering whether this here Snapchat app be a good download. What d’ya think? Ahh, so you are interested in Snapchat, a cool app […]